I think I'm one of the ten people left in America who haven't yet seen The Dark Knight. The other nine are unborn embryos, methinks. But I have always loved Christian Bale, from Little Women to American Psycho, though he was sexier in the former. Patrick Bateman is an amazing character, but too haughty, too into Phil Collins to qualify as sexy. Real Christian Bale is smokin' too, a talented Welsh actor who looks like he was carved out of marble, and whose softspoken voice makes my knees weak. Enjoy.