More coverage tomorrow.
The "Great Color, Bad Cut" Award goes to: Niki Blonsky
The "Worst MuuDress* Ever" Award goes to: Cate Blanchett
The "Would Have Been Stunning in Black" Award goes to: America Ferrera
The "Hotter Than Me Plus 10 Years" Award goes to: Rebecca Romijn
The "Flattened Already Tiny Boobies" and "This Is What Metallic Should Look Like" Awards go to: Debra Messing and Christina Applegate
The "Butterface**" Award goes to: Ashley Tisdale
* MuuDress = upscale gown that more resembles a muumuu from the KMart in Tuscaloosa. And yes, I know Cate Blanchett is wonderful, but can't she afford a better stylist?
** For the definition of a "butterface," ask any former frat boy you know. And for the record, she wouldn't have received this pre-rhinoplasty.
