February 15, 2009

Memo to visiting fans:

Throwing bottles, cups and nachos at the opposing team's fans is not considered good sportsmanship. You and your mascot will remain anonymous here, but you know who you are. It is also considered unwise to cause such a ruckus in the opposing team's arena, with about 30,000 fans of the home team in attendance. Finally, suggesting intercourse to my mother and bragging about your school's lower acceptance percentage not only make you a sore loser, but a douchebag as well.

See ya in the Dance, bitches!

Kiss kiss,
Hayley

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